Thursday, March 30, 2006

Come Play My Game I'll Test You

Seven Things I Think I Think

1. Freakin LOST. Goddam them to hell. I'm really getting sick of having to wait weeks on end to see a new episode. I wish this (be careful, first time I saw this, I threw up in my mouth) upon all the big wigs that make me wait for a new episode. Though the one I watched last night was one of the best of the season. I swear, I have friends that are so obsessed with this show they plan their Wednesday nights around it. This leads me to think. Do I really want to be obsessed with 24. I have the chance to start from season one, and watch them all on DVD. Do I need another show to watch. Probably not!

2 Why is the Three 6 Mafia doing a song with Paris Hilton. This is just nuts. Plus, Dr. Dre already did the girl making the blowjob sounds on a record thing. Anyhow, I know the Three Six guys won like 18 grammys. But I still have no clue what they sound like. Think we need to just stop making new hip hop and just re-issue all the classics from the late 80's and early 90's that were total sample driven and not about grillz or humps. Though come on, that new Ghostface is pretty hot! But, well, it's Ghostface. It's ain't no "Protect Ya Neck", but come on, there hasn't been that great of a collaborative hip hop ensemble, since... hmmm. Well, ever!

3. Last week, I saw Prodigy at the Nokia Theater (yeah, we know I despise that place). Not only was the band fantastic, burning away through hits from the past, like "Firestarter," "Smack My Bitch Up," and "Breathe", but they also mixed in newer songs like "Spitfire" and "Hot Ride," from their most recent disc, Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned. I saw the most amazing crowd I've seen in ages. People were literally going ape-shit. Man, those guys really bring it though. They play a killer set and try to get the audience as involved as possible. Keith Flynt and Maxim were both out among the crowd at various points during the show. It's crazy to think Breathe was a hit almost 9 years ago. I still remember coming home after partying with my friend Jose and trying to figure that song out. If you get a chance, you need to see their new video for Voodoo People(Pendulum Remix). Wow! This band's videos are always great. And as I've felt for a long time, bands like Linkin Park and the like, should be paying this band royalties for ripping off their sound, and having them pave the way for bands like this.

4. I need to find a contact at Nike that can score me some out of print sneakers. I swear, I spent all Saturday searching for these. I swear it's like they only make a limited for midgets and freaks. How could you have ten pairs in size 7! Then I spent the next few days trying to find them online. These are pretty hot. I actually have a pair in another color. Nothing beats old-school Nike. Well, except maybe old-school hip hop.

5. It's now been ten years since Placebo burst onto the UK music scene with their self-titled debut album. Instantly pegged as Bowie and glam revivalist, they put out some of the most interesting, beguiling and androgynistic records of the past decade. I still remember seeing them open up a K-Rock show with Kid Rock on the bill sometime 98, and rowdy fans calling singer Brian Molko a fag. Always a bit misunderstood and thought provoking for US crowds(especially in the Kid Rock era), Placebo have become huge stars in their native UK and across Europe. Placebo are getting set to release their fifth LP, Meds, in the US next week, on the Astralwerks label. The set features 13 new tracks, of their dark-yet-glammy rock and heartfelt tales of addiction, sex, love and loss, but the overall sound is a bit stripped down, back to basics, raw. There is less studio trickery than on previous efforts. This is Placebo at it's most honest and human state, as Meds is more of a slow-burner and not as slick as their previous efforts. The album features the singles "Because I Want To," and "Song to Say Goodbye," as well as guest spots from Michael Stipe of R.E.M. on "Broken Promise" and VV of the Kills on the title track. It was recorded over an eight-week period at RAK Studios in London, with Dimitri Tikovo and Flood. I was also fortunate enough to get a limited edition 2xCD set that features a number of audio/video extras, including a documentary on the making of the record, live clips, and four additional audio tracks.

6. Barry Bonds wants to crawl into a hole, because there is so much going on in his life. Sadly, Major League Baseball wants him to do that too. Apparently, Bonds is bummed about all that information coming out on his steroid use, tax evasion, his ego and his mistress. Man, this guy needs to shut up. He has utterly embarrassed Major League Baseball. He's disgraced himself, the Giants ogranization, his family, any just about anybody else that cares about the game. He did this to himself. Just admit you couldn't handle seeing McGwire and Sosa hit balls out of the park and America falling in love with them. He took what was a great career at the time, and turned it into a joke. He could have gone down as one of the greatest of all time, now he'll just be remembered as a cheater, and a liar.

7. I saw Snow Patrol for the first time the other night. I'd really loved their last two records, and also the Reindeer Section, side project dubbed a Scottish indie super-group, which singer, Gary Lightbody participated in with members of Arab Strap, Belle & Sebastian, Idlewild, Mogwai and Teenage Fanclub. Well, Snow Patrol's last album, The Final Straw, blew up across Europe, and here in the US as well. Even getting them a slot opening up for the omnipotent, U2. And being featured on one of those annoying AOL Session on Demand. Snow Patrol did an intimate show at the Bowery Ballroom, and man, did they kill. They really rocked out all their songs, adding a really incredible live dynamic to the songs. I had a few problems with the evening. First of all, with their growing popularity, their fans have gone from indie rockers, to fans of the oc, frat boys and sorority girls. While being great for the band, really hurts them in a live setting. I can still hear those guys screaming to chug and those girls yapping away during the quiet parts. They also butchered my favorite song from Final Straw, "Grazed Knees," and during new single, "Hands Open", singer Lightbody played sans guitar, like they are trying to add some sort of front man status to him. Lastly, they had the god awful Martha Wainwright(yes, Daughter of Loudon and sister of Rufus) come out and do a song with them. Which, I have to say, the song itself sounded great, really giving me hope that maybe this album will be pretty good. But dear god! Can that woman make my balls crawl up into my abdomen pretty fast. God she sounds like a someone beating a bag of cats against a wall.

Listening Pile
Just came across this great review of Ian Love's new Self Titled album. As you know, Ian played in Rivals Schools, Burn, and fronted his own Cardio. He's got a really amazing voice and this record sees him take production duties in his home studio, and playing most instruments. The songs are touched with piano, mellotron and softly strummed guitar. You can check out some of them here

Best two songs I've heard today. Radiohead's "There There" and My Bloody Valentine's "When You Sleep". Man, good stuff from two amazing, and highly influential bands. Which leads me to this; I think I'm really starting to like this Pilate song I've been hearing. Of course, when you google them, this comes up, "Toronto based rock/pop band described as Radiohead meets Crowded House. MP3s and upcoming shows." Yikes! Well, OK, I can actually hear that. Anyhow, I was totally blown away by their video for "Barely Listening". Shot so well, it looks amazing, and the song is great to boot. I'm thinking the Canadian government paid for at least part of this. I totally have to track down a copy of this album.

Au Revoir Simone. They're a three-piece all-keyboard, all-girl band from Brooklyn. Also, came across this band Heather D'Angelo sings, keys and drum-machine; Erika Forster and Annie Hart on vocals and keys. They make really pretty songs. Check them out on their site.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Dad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!

Seven Things I Think I Think

1. This NCCA Basketball tournament has got me going bonkers. I’ve already forsaken the fine people in Nevada and Wilmington Area of North Carolina. And damn that San Diego State. How did they blow that game against Indiana. It’s always amazing to me, how these basketball teams go unnoticed the whole year, only to have strangers from all over the country cheer for them to help them win their tournament pool. And what is up with Adam Morrison clubbing himself over his head with the basketball. What a weirdo, and what an awful mustache. And let me say this, he’s no Larry Bird. No matter how he shoots.

2.Scientologists are really getting out of control. Isaac Hayes, a Scientologist!?!, and longtime show member voicing the Chef quit the show, saying he could no longer tolerate its religious "intolerance and bigotry. To top it off, a controversial episode of "South Park" a mocking outspoken Scientologist Tom Cruise was yanked abruptly from the schedule Wednesday. Get this, hollywoodinterrupted.com said Thursday that Cruise threatened to not promote "Mission: Impossible 3," the upcoming summer blockbuster, if the offending episode ran. Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, as is Paramount, which is putting out the film. I'm sure grand wizard John Travolta is flying around in his plane putting a hex on Trey Stone and Matt Parker.

3. Wow, I’ve been to a lot of really good concerts lately. Mogwai, which is one of the most amazing live bands on the planet, was as expected unreal. They played a bunch of new tracks from their stellar new album Mr. Beast. Including the best titled song ever, Glasgow Mega Snake. They did however play in what could be one of the worst venues in NYC, the Avalon. Which many formerly know as the Limelight. Yes, that Limelight. You can follow them around on tour too, here.. I was a little worried when the googlemap had them in the middle of the ocean. But all seems ok now. I managed to see Film School 3 times over the span of last week as well. The first time I saw them, they were fantastic, playing in front of a thin crowd at Bar 13, as part of the Shout! party. Then, they had their gear and van stolen in Philly a few days later. As a result, their next two shows almost a week later in NYC, didn’t quite sound right as they had to piece together some equipment to play. The 2nd night at the Mercury did sound pretty good though. They kill it live, adding lots of emotion and really rocking out. I have to say, my biggest disappointment of last week, was Preistess opening up for Early Man. Wow! Talk about bad. It’s uninspired dirty corporate rock. I guess it’s what corporate stiffs at their label think of as risky and challenging music with a potentially huge audience. Or as I like to call it, the Queens of the Stone Age effect.

4. What the hell is Jay Leno apologizing for. Has anyone seen this. Apparently a viewer was upset at the talk show host poking fun at Cheney about shooting his friend in the face when Leno jokingly compared the VP’s hunting accident to Gerald Curry, a lawyer who's traumatic ordeal in 2003 resulted from a gun-happy antagonist outside of a Los Angeles courthouse. To make things worse, Leno displayed news footage that was videotaped of Gerald Curry cowering behind a tree to prevent receiving a fatal injury. Not everyone saw the joke as being humorous, and Jay Leno called personally to apologize to Wendy Brogin, who is a friend of the lawyer, following her written complaint to the comedian. My thought is, why is he not apologizing to his viewers for still being on the air and keeping the truly best late night host(sorry Dave) Conan O’Brian away from the job he’d be best at. Shame on you Jay Leno.

5. Pelican is hitting the road with the Deftones and Mono. Yeah a weird pairing right. No genius, it's two separate tours. The Deftones dates are part of the Taste Of Chaos tour. Seems like it could be a pretty good tour for those guys, well sort of. I mean, they play in front of large crowds, mostly comprised of hot topic mall rats that might have a tough time getting into the avant post rock instrumental of Pelican. The Taste of Chaos tour, also features Thrice, Dredg, and As I Lay Burning, Bleeding Through the Horse of the Wolf. Or whatever that last band is called.

03-17 Dayton, OH - Hara Arena *
03-18 Milwaukee, WI - Eagles Ballroom *
03-19 St. Paul, MN - Roy Wilkins Auditorium *
03-21 Fargo, ND - Civic Memorial Auditorium *
03-22 Lincoln, NE - Pershing Center *
03-23 Kansas City, MO - Kemper Arena *
03-25 Denver, CO - Fillmore Auditorium *
03-27 Fresno, CA - Selland Arena *
03-28 San Jose, CA - Event Center at San Jose State University *
03-29 Sacramento, CA - Arco Arena *
03-30 Long Beach, CA - Long Beach Arena *
04-01 Salem, OR - The Pavilion at Oregon State Fair *
04-02 Everett, WA - Everett Events Center *
04-04 Billings, MT - Casey's Golden Pheasant
04-05 Fargo, ND - The Aquarium
05-08 Buffalo, NY - Mohawk Place #$
05-09 New York, NY - Avalon #%&
05-10 Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church #%
05-11 Washington DC - Black Cat #%
05-13 Asheville, NC - The Grey Eagle #%
05-14 Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn #%
05-15 Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn #%
05-17 Orlando, FL - The Social #%
05-19 Gainesville, FL - Common Grounds #%
05-21 Houston, TX - Walters #%
05-27 San Diego, CA - Casbah %^
05-29 Los Angeles, CA - Troubadour %^
05-31 San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall %^

Theres is a nice review of Pelican's The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon the Thawon PItchork too. Though I still think Australasia was their best work. And, they certainly are no Isis or Mogwai. But really, come on, who is?


6. So, I hear baseball was invented in the United States. Apparently, someone forgot to tell the USA baseball team that they are supposed to be better than everyone else. They utterly embarrassed the United States baseball program in the World Baseball Classic. Randy Winn was playing left field for the team. Randy Winn!!! We lost to theMexicans, Koreans, Canadians, and barely escaped the same fate against Japan, albeit on a very questionable call. I mean, this isn’t soccer or hockey, we’re supposed to be good at this. The saddest part is they played guys that aren’t even in the Major Leagues. They played guys that play in some third rate league in Juarez, Osaka and Incheon. Sadly, the only good thing about this, is that Jeter, A-Rod and Caveman will return to the Yanks sooner than later.

7. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs are about to release their new album, Show Your Bones on March 28th. I have to say, upon hearing the first single, Gold Lion, I was totally convinced this was a Siouxsie and the Banshees B-side. The entire album feels very different from "Fever to Tell". It retains a lot of the bands rawness and Karen O’s brashness, but adds a silky layer of polish. The drumming is crisp. The guitars, in tune and heavier in the mix. They funny thing is, on half the songs on this record, I hear classic alternative and pop songs. It’s like Karen and Co. decided, “you know, I really love “Staying Alive”, can we somehow work the melody into this song.” Or, “I love Th’ Faith Healers, can we work a similar sounding chorus into this song.” That is ultimately the most disappointing part of this album. Alan Moulder’s fantastic mix, apparently can’t help them write better songs. Or their own for that matter. Unoriginal, uninspiring.

Listening Pile
Editors’ song, “Munich” is the free download of the week at iTunes. This is two really good tracks(including the Goldfrapp) out of the last 4 or 5 that are not some bad god rock or corporate singer songwriter. This is the single from their upcoming US debut, The Back Room, which comes out here in the US next week. There is a halfway decent review of the album here , as well as the Film School and She Wants Revenge. It’s good stuff, check it out. They say this, "Lights" is a miniature emotional tour de force where soaring, U2-inspired guitars collide with mopey sentiments. "Munich" runs with that inspiration, but from there, the album starts repeating itself and the returns start diminishing. It's never bad, but a great setup needs a great punchline.” And you totally have to read what they say about She Wants Revenge.

Also, while I'm at it. That song, "In The Sun" originally penned by Joseph Arthur, and reworked with Michael Stipe, sounds great. Stipe and several special guest (including Chris Martin, Will.I.Am, and Justin Timberlake), all reworked the song and have made it available on iTunes to help the victimes of Hurrican Katrina. I'm thinking Senor Stipe should start a relationship with Joseph Arthur, where he writes the tracks and Stipe just does the singing. As those last few R.E.M. albums have been tragic. But really, there's a great story about Stipe's work with the Mercy Corps here